Frustration Venters Gifts

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

Tourette's!!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Broken since March

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

Moanathon.

Music Quiz

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

Angry tennis player.

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

New Listings From Frustration House.

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

The Hold Dance

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

'Typical!'

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'