Frustration Venters Pillows

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

Tourette's!!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Broken since March

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Music Quiz

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

Moanathon.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

Angry tennis player.

New Listings From Frustration House.

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

The Hold Dance

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

Another Petrol Price Rise!

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."