Frustration Veteran Gifts

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Broken since March

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

Angry tennis player.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

New Listings From Frustration House.

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

The Hold Dance

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

"Sorry about the expletive."

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'Wow, I really feel better already!'

"A cable technician will be out between the hours of 8:00 AM and 4:00 PM, in the year of 2025. Please push one to confirm the appointment.

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'