Radiology Rebel Gifts

"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"I really got used to working from home."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

The New Square Mile Regulator.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Upload Filter

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Nick Cave.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Rugby Player

Lou Reed

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Net Neutrality

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

FDA Ingredients

GDPR compliant

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer