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"Hi. First time, long time. Second marriage, second mortgage. Forty years old, forty pounds overweight. No question - I just like talking about myself."

Robert Fripp

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

ZZZZZZZ Top

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Freddie Mercury

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Jimi Hendrix.

Pre-Television Man Caves

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um

Non Thought For The Day.

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Ringo Starr

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Ray Davies

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Sports Radio in Crisis

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'