Radio Star Prints

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Pre-Television Man Caves

Non Thought For The Day.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sports Radio in Crisis

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.