Radio Rambler Gifts

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

"How do I get rid of a tenant so I can charge more rent?"

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"I can see our house from here."

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Fishing Contest

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

The Pooperrazzi

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

Licensing Officer

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

Airport Cheerleader

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.