Radio Rambler Mugs

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

"How do I get rid of a tenant so I can charge more rent?"

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fishing Contest

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

A heron wearing waders.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

Coarse Fishing.

Licensing Officer

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Airport Cheerleader

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Whatever it is I usually think about.

A Better Life

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly