Radio Frequency Fanatic Gifts

'The divorce settlement stipulates she gets 3 dB of all the assets...'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Non Thought For The Day.

Ray Davies

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Veloci-Rapper

Sports Radio in Crisis

Larry King

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Not-so-easy listening...

Ozzy Osbourne

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'I'm Bored'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Turn down the bass."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

A 60's pop group

Angus McKinnon Young

Imagine Dragons

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Randi Rhodes