Radiation Suit Collector Gifts

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

Servicemen.

Bring your own inflatable.

Man using to much bug spray

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Parade of Businessmen

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Decontamination

A Rifle Competition in the North

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Geekasaurus.

Count Von Moltke.

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Sergeant Stripes

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Have a nice day"

"How do they tell each other apart?"

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Shoulder-pads.

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

Work clothes.

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

Anthrax scare.