Hazmat Suit Fan Gifts

"No, there wasn't a chemical accident. He's just here to change the food in the vending machine."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Man using to much bug spray

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

The New Normal

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Decontamination

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"Job interview!"

'And no doubt you'll be pleased to hear, the pay's crap.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

Scientist cleans lab window.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Sling

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

Global warming and forest fires