Hazmat Suits Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for someone obsessed with hazmat suits? Our collection combines humor, science, and safety in clever designs. Ideal for scientists, safety professionals, or anyone with a quirky sense of style who appreciates the importance of protective gear with a playful edge.

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"I'm not wearing any underwear."

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Man using to much bug spray

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'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.' mockup

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

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Cricket Accidents.

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Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed mockup

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

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The New Normal

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"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room." mockup

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

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"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease." mockup

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

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'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.' mockup

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

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Decontamination

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"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill." mockup

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

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A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit. mockup

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

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"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this." mockup

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

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"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term." mockup

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

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"That's a good look for you, J.B." mockup

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

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'Going up?'

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Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy. mockup

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

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'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.' mockup

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

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Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball. mockup

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

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'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?' mockup

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

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They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it. mockup

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

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'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?' mockup

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

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Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin. mockup

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

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"How do they tell each other apart?" mockup

"How do they tell each other apart?"

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"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits." mockup

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

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"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!" mockup

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

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Radioactive Pizza

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"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman." mockup

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

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"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?" mockup

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Shoulder-pads.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Shoulder-pads. mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Shoulder-pads.

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Scientist cleans lab window.

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"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home." mockup

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

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A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't". mockup

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

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'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.' mockup

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

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"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."

"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars." mockup

"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."

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Hazmat Suits Gifts Collection

Hazmat Suits Mugs

Discover our full range of hazmat suit products on mugs—perfect for adding a scientific, humorous touch to your daily caffeine fix.

Hazmat Suits Pillows

Check out our hazmat suit pillows—quirky and stylish accessories for science lovers and safety enthusiasts.

Hazmat Suits Prints

Browse our hazmat suit prints to add a humorous or scientific vibe to your home or office decor.

Hazmat Suits T-Shirts

Explore our line of hazmat suit t-shirts—great for making a safety-inspired statement with a fun, graphic design.