Radiation Suit Collector Pillows

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

Servicemen.

Bring your own inflatable.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Man using to much bug spray

Parade of Businessmen

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Decontamination

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

Geekasaurus.

Count Von Moltke.

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Sergeant Stripes

"Have a nice day"

"How do they tell each other apart?"

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Shoulder-pads.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

Work clothes.

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

Anthrax scare.

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'