Hazmat Suit Collector Pillows

Man using to much bug spray

Decontamination

Bring your own inflatable.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

The New Normal

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

Geekasaurus.

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

Man on motorbike.

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"Have a nice day"

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"He put up a decent fight."

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

Anthrax scare.

Staff Only

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."

The headless moped driver