Hazmat Suit Collector T-Shirts

Man using to much bug spray

Decontamination

Bring your own inflatable.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

The New Normal

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

Geekasaurus.

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

Man on motorbike.

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"Have a nice day"

"He put up a decent fight."

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

Anthrax scare.

Staff Only

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

The headless moped driver

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."