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'You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor and Walter just isn't taking any chances.'

Killer Executive Suits.

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Dressed for Success!

Born In Captivity.

Man using to much bug spray

The Brothers Grime

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

New Suit.

Career Choices

City Boy.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

At the suit makers

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Waiting for Pants

Changing Room Decisions

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Penguin suit fitting.

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Small Businesses Go Under.

Decontamination

'Bark less, work more.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."