Radiation Symbol Collector Pillows

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Oymoticons

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Let's see now, say, do you mind if I keep your x-ray for a book I'm writing on fatal diseases?'

A series of Exit signs.

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Moon Souvenirs

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Beer Sergeant.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Fishing for Peace.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Gone Crazy'