Radiation Symbol Collector Pillows

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Oymoticons

Elvis Presley

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'Let's see now, say, do you mind if I keep your x-ray for a book I'm writing on fatal diseases?'

A series of Exit signs.

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Fishing for Peace.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

Beer Sergeant.

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'