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Mick Jagger

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

Oymoticons

Libredty

Amy Winehouse

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

Elvis Presley

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Super Dog'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Bears catching fish

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'