Race Day Redeemers Gifts

Jesus Feeds the 5K

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

A day at the races

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

First past the post.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Bradley Wiggins

Get a life

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

Race Horses See Big People.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

The Tortoise and NASCAR.

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Hurdles with Steps

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'Ha! Fake out!'

"I'm psyched!"

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

Jed was a serious gamer...so on race days, he would always dress for speed!!

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Formula One eco helmet