Race Day Redeemers Pillows

Jesus Feeds the 5K

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

A day at the races

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

First past the post.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Get a life

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Race Horses See Big People.

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Hurdles with Steps

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'Ha! Fake out!'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Formula One eco helmet

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

Jed was a serious gamer...so on race days, he would always dress for speed!!

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

"I'm psyched!"