Race Chaos Lover Gifts

Runner about to be tripped in Shenanigan Race.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Face painting.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

What My Day Feels Like

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

A day at the transgenic races

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Cinemuck

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'Food fight!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Fetching some bread

"Is this 'pollocks'."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

A catch-all is born.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."