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'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

A day at the transgenic races

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Giant slug attacks a city

Cinemuck

'Food fight!'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

A catch-all is born.

"Is this 'pollocks'."

Fetching some bread

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."