"I can see from your Machzor annotations that you've really connected with the Ideas of Yom Kippur."
Rabbis Gifts
Searching for a meaningful gift for a rabbi? Our selection features playful and respectful items perfect for expressing appreciation, celebrating milestones, or simply bringing a smile to their day. Whether for a special occasion or just because, find something that honors their wisdom and commitment.
Louis Armstrong
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'
"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."
Rhapsody in Blue.
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
God Sneezes Out Creation
Ghostwriting the Bible
Night-time halo
"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."
Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth
Golfing Bishop.
After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.
"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"
Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'
Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.
Jazz is Invented
"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."
'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'
At the 2021 Religious Games
"All we have left is standing room only."
A surprise in heaven
"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"
The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.
"What? You broke number 3 already?"
Chano Pozo,
Cleric with bible briefcase.
Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .
Priest
Rabbis Gifts Collection
Rabbis Mugs
Discover more delightful mugs featuring humorous and respectful designs perfect for rabbis at our mugs page.
Rabbis Pillows
Find cozy and charming pillows for rabbis, a perfect gift to add warmth and personality to their space on our pillows collection.
Rabbis Prints
Explore inspiring and humorous prints to honor rabbis and their vital role, available on our prints page.
Rabbis T-Shirts
Browse our selection of witty and elegant t-shirts that celebrate rabbi's leadership and good humor, available on our t-shirts page.