Rabbis Pillows

"I can see from your Machzor annotations that you've really connected with the Ideas of Yom Kippur."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Ghostwriting the Bible

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Night-time halo

Golfing Bishop.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"All we have left is standing room only."

At the 2021 Religious Games

Jazz is Invented

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Priest