Rabbis Pillows

"I can see from your Machzor annotations that you've really connected with the Ideas of Yom Kippur."

Louis Armstrong

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Ghostwriting the Bible

Night-time halo

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Golfing Bishop.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Jazz is Invented

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"All we have left is standing room only."

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Chano Pozo,

Cleric with bible briefcase.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Priest