'Yes. . . he is nice. . . no, you can't take him to Rome to meet the Pope. . .'
Religious Advisor Pillows
Add a touch of comfort and humor to their space with a pillow that acknowledges their role as a religious advisor, blending warmth and wit in one cozy package.
Angel - Free counselling for agnostics
'Is it for your wife or your girl friend?'
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."
'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'
'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
God Sneezes Out Creation
Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth
Golfing Bishop.
'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'
'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'
"All we have left is standing room only."
At the 2021 Religious Games
"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."
The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.
Cleric with bible briefcase.
'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'
Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .
"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"
"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"
Priest
"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."
"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"
"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."
'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'
Ten Commandments
'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'
"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"
Religious Advisor Pillows Collection
Religious Advisor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for religious advisors—perfect for daily encouragement and acknowledging their faith-driven role.
Religious Advisor Prints
Browse prints that inspire and amuse, perfect for decorating the office or home of a religious guide with faith and personality.
Religious Advisor T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that celebrate faith and dedication, ideal for religious advisors who want to wear their heart with a dash of humor.