Quiz Quesadilla Gifts

Kid to fallen teacher: 'Will this be on the test?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Funky Facts: Football.

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Examinations.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Spot Quiz....

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Quiz Night...

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"And here are today's categories...."

Spot the fur ball.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.