Quiz Quesadilla Pillows

Kid to fallen teacher: 'Will this be on the test?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Football.

Miss America IQ Pageant

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Examinations.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Spot Quiz....

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Quiz Night...

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"And here are today's categories...."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"