Quesadilla Lover Pillows

"My mom uses quesadillas to hide all kinds of vegetables I don't like."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Regular or decapitated?'

Born of the Dead

"So much for that vintage!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

Vampire Bat

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

mr godzilla you need anger management

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Made with 100% recycled material.

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

Monster Horrorscopes