Sequin Lover Pillows

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Where Indian ink came from.

Join me in a Martini?

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Robocop and Juliet.

Parade of Businessmen

"The knights of the round accent table"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Behind Every Stupid Man

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I've got this splitting headache.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Cat Frankenstein

Save Mars

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Sew on a sequin!

"And you'll be a man my son!"

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."