Quitting Job Gifts

"And tell that b*****d I quit! My life begins today!"

"Take a letter to upper management, Miss Thurgood. . . Dear sirs, getting fired can work both ways."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"Mr. Brown, my ship came in. I've decided to cruise right on out of here!"

The Twin Brothers Store: 'Everything must go!'

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'

'Stuart's giving up his job in the factory, so he's using his new picture messaging phone to send in his resignation.'

'I hear you're leaving us, Wilkins!'

Letter of Resignation

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"It's hard to keep good people."

"My God! There goes middle management."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'You're resigning? What great timing! I was going to lay you off friday!'

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Leaving cards.

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"