Job Resignation Gifts

"Oh yeah? Well, your dad makes more, but my dad's not stuck in a high-paying job he hates but is too scared to leave."

'Looking for a job with better conditions?'

"There's a rumour that someone may be resigning today."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

'I told him that I was leaving...that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork, the mind and morale sapping mountain of procedures and protocols!'

Suggest box leads to resignation box

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'Hoskins, I'd like to congratulate you on your leadership initiative... and if I didn't feel threatened, I'd keep you on.'

'Does that mean you found a new job, Hirshenson?'

'I quit my job today. It just wasn't fun anymore.'

I resign.

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

Resignations section of newspaper

'You're resigning? What great timing! I was going to lay you off friday!'

'Borinsky quit his job today... hey, we never saw him singing or dancing while he was working here!'

'Kellmeyer just put in his two week notice.'

Butler Quits.

"I'm leaving the company. I want to spend less time with my family."

"Mr. Clark left the accounting firm, citing creative differences."

"Your resignation letter says you're shy and retiring."

"I came, I saw, I resigned."

"I only accepted this job so I could resign."

"I finally quit my job at the helium balloon factory... I got fed up with being spoken to in that tone of voice..!!"

Lennie was given plenty of rope to hang himself – which he used to escape.

Micro Managed to Death

"I resign!"

"My God! There goes middle management."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"I quit! You can commiserate with ole Mr. ChatGPT from now on."

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

Employment Dept. I quit my job at the plant that makes Velcro … I was always bringing work home with me.

Loud Quitting

Loud Quitting

'I don't think I'm getting paid enough either, Osgood - Let's both quit!'