Quitters With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'Do the patches help?'

Smoker's Lungs.

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

'Who won?'

Smoking Area

I'm very serious about quitting smoking, no ifs, ands or butts.

'No thanks, I've given up, I just come out for a bit of passive smoking...'

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."

Statistics show that more people give up smoking tomorrow than today.