Quirky Will Lover Pillows

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Great tights!"

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I even love the way you snore!'

Freak Family.

Romance

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Flatware Follies.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

Ass-less Chaps

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

'...and to my darling little pussycat, Tiddles, I leave my budgerigar, two white mice and four goldfish.'

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"