Quirky Will Lover Gifts

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Great tights!"

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Freak Family.

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

Romance

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

Ass-less Chaps

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Lady Gaga

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

'...and to my darling little pussycat, Tiddles, I leave my budgerigar, two white mice and four goldfish.'

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"