Quirky Tune Creator Gifts

Theremin

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Giraffe Selfie

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'Mind if I join you?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I compose using post it notes!"

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Violinist.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Microscope slide

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Must be one of those underground bands.

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Melody Cockroach.

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.