Quirky Tune Creator Gifts

Theremin

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Giraffe Selfie

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I compose using post it notes!"

Violinist.

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Microscope slide

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Must be one of those underground bands.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Melody Cockroach.

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'