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'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'

Licensed Therapist

Sheep In Curlers

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

DIY marriage counseling.

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"Krazy straw"

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Mice 25¢

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Therapy for the cow dependent

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

"Try taking baby steps."

'...And when I asked my parents if I was adopted, they said 'not yet.''

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'