Quirky Therapy Fans Pillows

'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'

Licensed Therapist

Sheep In Curlers

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

DIY marriage counseling.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

Mice 25¢

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"Krazy straw"

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Therapy for the cow dependent

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

"Try taking baby steps."

'...And when I asked my parents if I was adopted, they said 'not yet.''

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."