Quirky Theme Lover Gifts

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The devil you know and his plus one

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Great tights!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Air Dentistry

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"How?"

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Missing sock

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

The Ugly Plant

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Red in tooth and claw.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Freak Family.