Quirky Themes Gifts

Organ Exchange Bank

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The devil you know and his plus one

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Great British Eccentrics.

Best before 65 million BC.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Nun Fight.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Bizarre sights.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'