Quirky Themes Gifts

Organ Exchange Bank

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The devil you know and his plus one

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Great British Eccentrics.

Nun Fight.

Best before 65 million BC.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Joined at the hipster.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

Bizarre sights.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Microbiology Lab. It's worse than we thought. That antibiotic resistant bacteria is reading Nietzsche!

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'Just for a change, how about we tickle this one?'