Quirky Tastebuds Pillows

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Foot Long Worms

"He's such a fussy eater."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Ice Cream Flavors

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

"Needs ketchup."

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

"Parrot Fish? Well THAT is going to repeat on me later..."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

'...And a bottle of Bollinger '61 if you please Fred...'

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"There's a fly in my soup."

'What do you fancy? A Zargoid Fliptonian, or a Martian?'

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"Dinner's ready."

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

Social distance in restaurants

'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'

Earl thought 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day,' was very dumb. 'How about hot dog ice cream?! Or a hot dog already chewed, saving me time by not chewing it?!'

' I don't want a nice little wine - get me something aggressive !! '