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"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Foot Long Worms

"He's such a fussy eater."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

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Ice Cream Flavors

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

"Needs ketchup."

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

"Parrot Fish? Well THAT is going to repeat on me later..."

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

'...And a bottle of Bollinger '61 if you please Fred...'

"There's a fly in my soup."

'What do you fancy? A Zargoid Fliptonian, or a Martian?'

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"Dinner's ready."

Social distance in restaurants

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'

Earl thought 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day,' was very dumb. 'How about hot dog ice cream?! Or a hot dog already chewed, saving me time by not chewing it?!'

'Live lobsters. Dancing nightly.'

' I don't want a nice little wine - get me something aggressive !! '

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