Time-travelling Tastebuds Pillows

Coffee Time

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Time Machine Collision

Grandma's caf

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

Boss? There was a scrawny pigeon taped to my bedroom window this morning. A post-it note stuck to its back said "Sincerely, Armstrong." So it wasn't a dream! Last night, as I slumbered in my bed, I was visited by three spirits. They took me on a tour of Christmases past, present, and future. I used the tips future-me gave me to tell past-me to save money so present-me can buy the right obscure stocks, so future-me can reap huge dividends in 2047. Very. Bad. Man. The ghosts said something about m

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

"Appetizer is almost done."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

1986 is my year

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

Stop and Smell the Roses

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

What's the time Mr Dali?

"I don't know. He seems to be some kind of throw-ahead."

'You must try not to live in the past.'

Old father time saving app

Robot in Oz.

The days before television