Time-travelling Tastebuds Pillows

Coffee Time

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Time Machine Collision

Grandma's caf

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

"Appetizer is almost done."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

1986 is my year

Stop and Smell the Roses

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Robot in Oz.

"I don't know. He seems to be some kind of throw-ahead."

Old father time saving app

'You must try not to live in the past.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

The days before television