Time-traveling Chef Pillows

'You are LATE! Your dinner's being cremated in the oven!'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Grandma's caf

You had me at vintage.

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"Appetizer is almost done."

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

Before Instagram

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Kirks & Tacos

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

Beggar with on the street with a sign

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

"I'm a meat and potatoes guy in a kale and tofu world."

The Barefoot Cro-magnon.

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'

'I think we may have discovered the world's earliest Playstation cheat code.'

Caveman in office, "Miss Jones, come in here and bring me up to date."

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Welcome to my banquet, everybody! You'll find the China in my Far East and there's a New Dehli over in India. You'll then find Chile in South America and Turkey over by the Mediterranean. And do I see the gravy next to Turkey? No, that's just Greece. Ugh! I think I'm losing my appetite. In that case, go over to Eastern Europe and you'll get Hungary.

Coffee Time

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

"Fish and chips are off!"

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

Caveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...It's my factual account of what my life will be, and I'm going to copy Mark Twain's marketing genius by holding it from publication for 100 years!'

Ancient Geek Culture.