Quirky Sense Of Humor Appreciator Gifts

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"You left this on our ship."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Can I have flies with that'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.