Quirky Humor Aficionado Gifts

William Wallace & Gromit.

The Museum of Swine Art.

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Cowboy with arrow in hat shouting 'CUPIDS!'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

"Gary had a knee replacement. He replaced it with a cup holder."

'Think about it Santoso, if we can just get them to breed, we can play Tic-Tac-Toe all day long!'

'I planned to have him cremated - but you know me, always changing my mind at the very last minute.'

'That's a good question, Godzilla. Class, is threatening to stomp on someone's house considered bullying?'

"He's in denial."

A scarf combined with a leash.

"Tell me dear, what is a Gay Chatline?"

'You idiot Fawkes, I said 'gunpowder, treason and plot!''

Griselda was definitely the kind of girl who could turn a young man's head.

The Rookery

"My new boyfriend's really kinky. Whenever we make love he wears a blindfold."

'Would you like to come in and make yourself uncomfortable?'

Cattle Drive Zoom

What's the betting there's a bat in there?

Old fly...retirement home.

"In retrospect, the trampoline park was a bad idea!"

'I hope you don't think I invited you swimming just because you have a couple of webbed toes.'

"A long time ago a very famous man kissed me against my will..."

"Drinking home alone. I think he might have a problem."

'Welcome to my private hell.' - 'I love what you've done with the place.'

High HeelsSensible Shoes. (I can smell colour! I told you not to take drugs.)

101 uses of a dead cat: microphones.

'My name's Sammy the Sock Puppet.' - 'Hello, Sammy.' - 'I'm not happy about where your hand is.' - 'You're a sock puppet. What do you expect?' - 'Kill! Kill!' - 'Gah! Not the eyes!'

101 uses of a dead cat: brick

'I don't know what they've injected you with, but the side effects are interesting...'

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

"You've reached the incontinence hotline. . . please hold."

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

I'm suffering from kleptomania, Doctor. Can I take your temperature?...