Quirky Relative Lover Pillows

"Damn, looks like that snotty kid of Ben and Edna's is coming up the tunnel of light."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Graph Your Relatives!

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

Salvador Dali's cats.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

Romance

Flatware Follies.

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

Andy Warhol

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

Future Old People

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Helena Bonham Carter

The Bowling Family

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

Welcome to Illusion Estates: Illusory Living At Its Best

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."

#1 Jerk-off