Quirky Relative Lover Gifts

"Damn, looks like that snotty kid of Ben and Edna's is coming up the tunnel of light."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Graph Your Relatives!

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Romance

Freak Family.

Flatware Follies.

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

The Bowling Family

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."

#1 Jerk-off

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."