Quirky Relative Connoisseur Gifts

Graph Your Relatives!

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Imagine

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Clown Watercooler

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Silly News.

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

Chiantis In Translation

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

clown trophies

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

'Honk if you know the meaning of life'

'His habitues tended to be cobbers in mutches.'

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."

BEWARE! Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"I think this one will suit you, 'A dizzy little number, with a hint of musty socks'."

"You're right- things are funnier in threes."

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'