Quirky Relative Connoisseur Prints

Graph Your Relatives!

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

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Crazy old clown cat lady.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Clown Watercooler

Silly News.

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Blue wine

Chiantis In Translation

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

clown trophies

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

'Honk if you know the meaning of life'

BEWARE! Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"I think this one will suit you, 'A dizzy little number, with a hint of musty socks'."

'His habitues tended to be cobbers in mutches.'

"You're right- things are funnier in threes."

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'

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