Quirky References Aficionado Prints

"He's probably okay, but let's check his credit references anyway. You call the bookie, I'll call the exotic dancer."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Housekeeping?!"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Graph Your Relatives!

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Imagine

Football Crazy strip six

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

My Spam Sketchbook

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"The usual."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Tasty.

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Cat art exhibition.

Mom $50 Pop $35

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

Piano Prompt

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."